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September 2008 
WTF?! Ken Wilber @ Zaadz?!
Posted on May 2nd, 2006
by 
~C4Chaos
~C4Chaos
Ken Wilber
yeah right. it's probably that guy Brondu posing again,
this time, as the Bald Philosopher King. get a life!
this time, as the Bald Philosopher King. get a life!
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Hmmmmmm!
I guess we'll see.
Is this for real? I mean I Love all Human Beings warts, feathers and all, but KDub Here? If so, how cosmically cool is that?
BE,
Erik
Surely Ken wouldn't be so “brief” on His profile now would he? An Individual that Dynamic and Enlightened would have trouble typing just two or three words. It's like trying to eat just one potato chip! Unless of course You are a sage at an Ashram.
I just got this in response to an invite I put out to Him.
Re: If This is You, Welcome! If not, Welcome!
Hi Erik,
I am working with Ken to create a profile in order to fuel the expansion of our integral consciousness. We will pass on your message to Ken, but this is not the real him. I am one of many people who help make his life easier by creating online media for presentation publicly. I hope all is well with you.
peace within growth and growing beyond peace,
jay Michael
Yeah, I got the same message!!
Rats!
that's because you guys are suckers! LOL.
Hmmnn… not sure what to think about this. If I had a staff managing my Zaadz presence, would it be “me?” Sort of a “your message is important to Ken; please stay in the queue and your message will be answered in the order it was received….” But then when your turn comes, it isn't really Him to whom you end up speaking, but a surrogate.
forget it Diane. i think you have a better chance by asking a Ninja.
LOL, ~C. That ninja rocks!!
Q: What is Integral Theory?
Ninja: Complicated!
or better yet, just ask Strong Bad about technology. he's fluffier!
Yuck. Leaves a bad taste. So unZaadzlike to have your peeps manage your “presence.”
Bill Gates- “You have All been assimilated. Bwa ha ha ha ha……”
i'm doing this because Matthew was too lazy to hyperlink:
Ninja answers the question, What is Integral Theory
Diane said: Yuck. Leaves a bad taste. So unZaadzlike to have your peeps manage your “presence.”
well, if i get famous someday, you too will have to line up to get my autograph. LOL. but no! i will not shave my head! in the meantime, watch this.
That Ninja is a very well-thought out guy.
As is Ken.
Not me.
though.
Not me, though.. I mean.
Although if I were posing as Ken you’d totally have a hard time telling our blogs apart because while I definitely have a unique style, I’ve also trancended and included his style and therefore I’d be able to pull it off, like.. you know… a dog pulls of an early morning pee. It’s not like the dog is all worried about getting outside in time and stuff. It’s just, you know, all a matter of course or whatever. So… it’d be like that. For me. For Ken. To Impersonate. Me. Him. Me as him. Yes.
~C, your iBlues were sweet-@ss!
you know what? maybe Ken is the Ninja Guy? or maybe the Ninja Guy is Ken? or maybe they are all Brondu?
sometimes i wonder if all the people here at Zaadz are Brondu's alter egos. i sometimes wonder if Matthew is Brondu, or Diane is Brondu, or Leendert is Brondu, or MsCaprikell is Brondu, or Brian Johnson is Brondu (hint: Brian David), or even non-Zaadzster like Scott Adams is Brondu.
so yeah, i'm confused now. the only person here i'm sure that's not Brondu is me. but even that is not true coz i sometimes doubt myself too. i guess that what happens in the realm of Bronduality!
I think a SONG is in order
as long as you don't lipsync to MY HUMPS.
OK I just watched that video with an objective mind……….with my children and pets………..fish….dogs………couple o' kitties…………..I think the house plants are now sterile.
That was too funny!!
Yeeeeahhh Booooeeeey!!!!!
Hours later - Here it is! My [best] song [ever]!
hahaha! awesome! i feel like dancing to the technobeat, even getting high without taking Ecstasy, Bronduality is a pop-techno hit! who sang this?! i can't tell if it's your androgynous voice or one of your female friends. regardless, it rocks. i think you should record an extended version complete with final scratching, a poetry by Saul Williams, and some Eminem cussing. well done. three thumbs up.
Thanks man. That was my sister’s voice (that sure would have been taking androgyny to a whole new level if it was me). Quite a good one [voice], I dare say. I will extend that sucker, most likely, and then I will make it my theme song!
LOL. your sister rocks! i like her voice. very angelic even with techno music! make it your theme song coz it's uber-catchy :)
btw, don't forget to make an MTV, then upload it to YouTube. if these two crazy chinese dudes can do it. i rest my case.
I will pass your sweet comments along to my sister, and I might start uploading videos onto YouTube because I’ve been totally surfing that place lately and I found this person with the monicker: filthywhore who gets, like 60,000 views per video and all she does is talk in front of a web cam and respond to various cultural happenings in among the YouTubians. Craving an equal amount of attention I have devised an idea about how to get reeeeally popular on that site but it’s a tad undignified and I don’t care to illuminate presently.
In other news: you know the betarecords.com place where I upload my music? Well I’m not sure but I think there’s about 6-10,000+ people uploading music there and my profile is 88th Overall and K Dub Won’t you Blog? is the number 1 Latin song. LOL. Such is the power of ~C4Chaos (you) and his (your) crazy linking schemes.
Speaking of linking: are you a girl? I only ever see your hands, you know. Just kidding. But seriously, though: linking-girl-get-it? Oh God.
And speaking of seeing things partially (in this case unnaturally diminutively) and consequently a touch distortedly: the little black awards circles on the bottom right corner of that Joe Satriani CD/avatar look a bit ninja-ish.
i did it. i added FilthyWhore to my friends list. she's funny and she looks like Hillary Duff, meaning she's kinda cute too. when she's not showing her breast rashes, she's actually got the presentation skills down. i like her Top Ten Most Embarassing Songs on the Computer and her First Sign Language Lesson. no wonder, coz she's from Canada. you Canadians!
“Craving an equal amount of attention I have devised an idea about how to get reeeeally popular on that site but it’s a tad undignified and I don’t care to illuminate presently”
bring it on! i say choose your tags and keywords deviously and but use your popularity compassionately. if you resort to butt-naked mooning videos, shame on you. i will spank you around like an ass (pun intended coz an ass is somewhat related to a horse).
“my profile is 88th Overall and K Dub Won’t you Blog? is the number 1 Latin song.”
LOL on the KDub song! i thought it was a Gregorian Chant. LOL again.
“Speaking of linking: are you a girl? I only ever see your hands, you know.”
i see you're (un)consciously getting back at me for implying that you sound like a girl. no big deal. here's the short answer: i'm camera shy. heck i'm shy even without a camera. that's why i blog. LOL.
“the little black awards circles on the bottom right corner of that Joe Satriani CD/avatar look a bit ninja-ish.”
yes, i thought of that too. it looks like a Tinkerbell-ninja on the shoulder of Joe. freaky.
I think..thats a lousy fake profil………would be easy to put Otto Scharmer, Don Beck, Andrew Cohen..Chris Cowan……..Peter Senge….or any other promi oder quasi VIP person here and make some karaoke…
These guys are acting in their core groups. Communicating in real time with a greater community demands other qualities…
Cyber cultism…..yes that seems to be the right diagnosis…for this game:):)
“Cyber cultism…..yes that seems to be the right diagnosis…for this game:):)”
man, you are mean Mr. Klamt. but i hear yah. i guess it's a matter of priority.but you gotta give the bald guy credit for playing along. KDub (sorta) blogging now too you know :)
On the weekend when I was in my Gmail account I was suprised to see KDub's new website link blasted across the header of my inbox… but I guess you got to press the flesh, if you want to widen the bandwith. :)
K Dub really is “sorta” blogging isn’t he? I’ve only seen one post of his so far. And you can’t even comment on kdub.com. It’d be more fun if he blogged on zaadz because then we could flood his comment section with outrageous discussions about the sexiest people alive. Or about the complex ways social holons evolute. lol. It would be like noninvasive spamming.
~C4Chaos,
Your blues rock. Glad you put them up for all to see.
Peace,
Bill
@ Brondu: That would be a dream come true X 10, wouldn't it? I'd love to comment on Kdub's blogs!
jeesh, there you go again Matthew and Brondu with your seemingly incurable Wilberitis. let's just say that you can wallow in your wet dreams because that's just what they're going to be: wet dreams.
i say forget Wilber! there are other MORE fluffy blogs out there to comment on with MORE relevant issues. take this for example. it's good exercise for critical thinking too, as opposed to AQALicking asses 24/7. my two cents ;)
You just don't understand, ~C, see? What you should see is that what Brondu is trying to tell you is that you can't possibly know how much fun it would be to interact with KW on cyberspace because you just have no clue. There, I said it.
~C4Chaos, you should start a new pod that is a clearing house of fluffy blogs. We could repost the best of the best and not have to keep all those bookmarks around. How lazy is that? How fun would it be to post opposing viewpoints from different blogs in the same place? Would this even be legal? Oh, sure it would! Other people “review” blogs all the time.
Matthew said: “What you should see is that what Brondu is trying to tell you is that you can't possibly know how much fun it would be to interact with KW on cyberspace because you just have no clue.”
i don't know why you and Brondu get orgasms by interacting with a bald philosopher. i think you guys need some help in the psycho-sexual developmental line.
it's more fun to interact with legions of lemon eaters on the Dilbert Blog or Ask a Ninja How to Kill other Ninjas, IMHO.
i think you guys should really take this normality test. jeesh.
WTF?! My psycho-sexual development is 100% psycho and totally sexual!
Your Normalcy Quotient is: 47 out of 100.
Your quiz results make you a Wonderful Eccentric
You've earned the title of wonderful eccentric, and while you're not a wild, gun slinging maverick, you certainly like to follow your own way. Of course, you probably don't think of yourself as eccentric. As Einstein might say, “It's all relative.”
Einstein would NEVER say that!!
Ok, so I'm that maverick.
Your Normalcy Quotient is: 42 out of 100.
Your quiz results make you a Marvelous Maverick
Giddy-up partner. You're a maverick and don't know what the definition of normal is. That's a-okay because you're now part of a fascinating group of desperadoes. Wherever you ride, it's sure to be off the beaten path because it's way more fun to find the path least traveled.
I guess that makes me a freak. Come out and laugh at me, but remember, I'm part of a fascinating group of desperadoes and they'll kick you in the face!
That’s strange. I’m in the same category. I really thought I was going to do well on that test. I was even going to laugh at you. hmmm… we’re in the same fascinating group it would seem. More fascination is coming up if I decide to post my deep, almost coincidentally typed-out ruminations on certain taboo-for-a-reason subjects and subjectivities. LOL
Your Normalcy Quotient is: 39 out of 100.
Your quiz results make you a Marvelous Maverick
…
damnit! looks like i'm the least “normal” around here (for now). that's preposterous! Brondu is weirder. whatever.
Dude, you guys are soooo not normal. I KNEW ~C4 was weird! (I bet he's really the weirdest) But still, Einstein would NEVER say “It's all relative,”!!