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May 2009 
Ken Wilber Won't You Blog With Us
Posted on Apr 10th, 2006
by 
~C4Chaos
~C4Chaos
The Optimus Megaphone thread -- Ken Wilber Will Yield to Blogging -- is slowly becoming a cult infected with deadly Wiberitis.
In fact, it now has an eerie soundtrack complete with chanting in Latin, augmented piano tunes with a techno feel, and androgynous vocals. Check it out.
K DUB WON'T YOU BLOG?
(click to play song)
This song was composed, arranged, and performed by a weird guy with a looong(non)greasy hair named Brondu.
It sticks to your head like a bubble gum. Resistance is partial. You've all been warned.
May the Flying Spaghetti Monster have mercy on our souls.
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I think Dandy played back-up for that one. Which means all of Creation seems to want KW to blog.
correction: all sentient HOLONS of Creation seems to want KW to blog. HEAPS and ARTIFACTS don't care whether KW blogs or not, neither does KW. so does this make KW a heap? hmmm.
~C (for Cosmology)
I think I feel a song coming on… Brondu?
How are these lyrics?
The Kosmos are made of cheese
Don't be hatin' me for all my Wilberese
Blogging is not just for show
It's a spiritual practice when there's BLOGGING FLOW!!!
(Refrain)
Heaps and Artifacts don't care about blogs
But that's a poor excuse if you ask my dawgs
Ken Wilber has something in common with heaps
But he should still blog, if you ask my peeps!
Ok, I'm no Brondu, but that's my attempt at turning our nerdy conversation into a rockstar phenomenon.
hahaha. nice. i'm so proud to be your Biatch!! :P
I should really qualify that with that Ken doesn't not care about blogs… what he has in common with heaps is that he doesn't blog. He's already made it clear that he supports blogging. I just couldn't figure out how to say that in one line.
Matthew said: “He's already made it clear that he supports blogging. I just couldn't figure out how to say that in one line.”
supporting means doing.
This all makes a peculiar brand of sense.
Dandy, of course, did back me up there with both his voice (the deep one) and the synth. It was hard getting him down the stairs but he was game.
Here’s my idea for making blogging feasible time-wise for Ken Wilber. It’s just a start-up phase that gets him an account on zaadz and gets him doing it. One sentence a day or twenty words. If you thing that’s just crazy idiocy.. let me know. Throw it away, spit it out, shove it right back down my throat.
In any case I’m comitted: I will devote an (8 song) ALBUM to this. An ALBUM! (one song a month or so, unless…)
But before I go any further I should admit that the unspoken atmospheric underlay of the situation for me is this: Ken deserves a head massage on a beach resort not more demands on his time. A taboo-statement I know, but I care not. I’ve said it once and once is enough.
Now with that said, I have to wonder who wouldn’t yield to blogging (especially the almost non-blogging regimen of blogerific prose I’ve prescribed) with so many students greatly desirous of that outcome and grasping at that result?
Stirrrrrrrrrin’ it up!
He doesn't even need to do the sentence per day. He can start at three times per week. I think that once he gets going, he'll probably love it, and it can grow from there. And Dandy should do the head massage, IMHO.
lol. I agree. Once he gets going he’ll love it and do more. All that instant feedback and whatnot. So fun.
Matthew said: “He doesn't even need to do the sentence per day. He can start at three times per week. I think that once he gets going, he'll probably love it, and it can grow from there. And Dandy should do the head massage, IMHO.”
GOOD FREAKIN' LUCK!!!
but when it comes to head massage i think Dandy deserves it more. and yes i agree with always-already-right-Matthew, Dandy's hooves is just perfect for head massages. especially for Wilber. whatever.
Seriously, though. Three times per week. One sentence. lol. If he doesn’t do it may God have mercy on Dandy’s soul.
But on the other hand, perhaps there’s more to it than three sentences a week even if it is limited to three sentences per week if you know what I’m saying. But do I know what I’m saying? This has been the question ever since I began this craziness on March 19th.
You began this craziness on my dad's birthday.
(belated)Happy Birthday Dad!
This is awesome. If this doesn't inspire Ken to blog then I can't imagine what will. Brondu you are brilliant.
Thanks Jessica (ignore Joe), the only question is if/when the big K will hear it.
If that song doesn’t inspire him to blog, along with my meagre requirements (3 sentences a week), then I know what will. More songs. {insert evil laughter}
who cares about Wilber. i say the more he DOESN'T blog the more we'll make fun of him. hah! {link to evil laughter}
who cares about Wilber? Not me, of course. but I seem to recall somebody saying something that indicated a relative degree of care………..
“Holy AQAL-man! Is it really you?! the KW?! Ok, I’ll pretend not to be giddy as a school girl and answer your questions…”
ring any bells?! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
LOL. shutf up! that's called acting.